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Yet another installment from me (Matt)

Brooklyn Brown Ale
Yes, yes! Wes decided to please me by opening with a brown ale! We thought this beer was kind of sweet for your average brown ale. "A little different from your stereotypical..." mused Retha. 3.25 steins out of 5.

Weyerbacher Simcoe Double IPA
"Looks like piss" blurted Retha, and I would have to agree. Due to the color and amount of head that sits atop of the glass, it really looked piss in a glass. However, "looks like some needs more water" because if it were piss the person would have to be a little bit dehydrated. The taste, "Eww! It tastes like I'm chewing on flowers" added Wes. Conversely, "[It] smells like a field of wild flowers" pontificated Retha. 3 out of 5 steins.

River Horse Belgian Freeze Winter Ale
If you've read this you know how we feel about Belgian beers and winter ales. This beer is no exception to that rule. However, Wes decided to contribute that, "Some people call me shitaki" referencing the topography of his phallic... But yea... the beer tastes like a winter boch in a bad way. We, in general, think this is yucky. "It's way ergh" thinks Wes. This scored a telegraphed 1.5 out of 5 steins (we hate your style of beer).

Harpoon Kellerbier
When Wes told me what this was I thought he said it was a colored beer. Then I thought Wes was racist... Pretty average considering this was a special release of a beer. Grainy, kinda like Molson Excel. A sad 2.5 out of 5 steins.