Beers 130-149

Tonight was American Macro Brewery night. There are a few in the mix that are not from macro breweries. To top it all off we watched Beer Fest...overall it was a very white trash night. Teddy is our special guest star tonight.

Natural Light
Oh, Natural Light. Lets face it everyone has had some good times with it. It tastes like a bad bad Pilsner and some vomit. Teddy said that it tastes like bad decisions and to me its the taste of summer. 2.25 out of 5 steins

Busch Light
The taste...piss and lemon piss...enough said. It also reminds me of my bad after he's had a few. It really makes me laugh how bad this beer is. 1 out of 5 steins

Bud Light
Matt said that this beer was better when he didn't know what beer was. And for Teddy it reminded him of fishing (don't worry I don't get it either) 2 out of 5 steins

Miller High Life
"Mmmmm tastes like freshman year..." -Teddy (Oh Teddy I love you) I think it smells like Res and Matt said that it smells like old Chinese food (probably from Good Friend). As far as the taste goes, when I taste it I don't feel like I'm living the high life and that's a problem. 2 out of 5 steins

Busch
This one is short and sweet.
1. Smells like piss.
2. Tastes like rice cakes
3. Shitty Aftertaste
1.75 out of 5 steins

Natural Ice
Soooooooo easy to drink. Sadly it smells like yeast and fermented piss and a big surprise to everyone it also tastes like fermented piss. 1.75 out of 5 steins

Miller Lite
I haven't had this in so long that I actually forgot how bad the taste was. The general consensus about it is that we would only drink it if we were drunk and at a bar...that's totally not true if it was in front of us we'd drink it. We just wouldn't buy it. 2.25 out of 5 steins

Coors Light
For a cheap beer Coors Light isn't that bad. Matt enjoys it cause it is his cheap beer of choice. For me I like it because it causes me to make "good decisions" 2.5 steins out of 5

Clausthaler
Smells a bet skunky, but the taste isn't bad for a non-alcoholic. We all agreed that it tastes like tea. I would honestly drink this if someone had it. This is the best non-alcoholic beer I've ever tasted. 3 out of 5 steins

Abita Beer Turbodog
Smooth mocha taste followed by a pleasant aftertaste. Had a very different taste we couldn't really pin point the spices used. This was a very tasty brown ale. "As a fan of Brown ales this interests me." -Matt 3.75 out of 5 steins

Abita Pecan Harvest
"Nice and Sweet" - Wes
"Yummy" - Teddy
"Goooooood" - Me
Matt had no comment
3.5 out of 5 steins

Abita Purple Haze
With an amazingly sweet raspberry flavor this beer is original and tasty. Personally this has been one of my favorites. I will definitely be buying this again. 4 out of 5 steins

Harpoon Smoked Porter
Smells like a Roche beer, we couldn't smell porter. The taste along with the smell is extremely smokey. The guys loved it cause they're into the smokey beers, me not so much. 4 out of 5 steins.

Samuel Adams Winter Lager
If you've been reading this you know that we're big fans of Sam Adams, and this brew is no different. I enjoy most lagers, but this one was fantastic. It went down nice and smooth and you could taste the warm Cinnamon flavor. Matt said that if he could drink Sam Adams everyday for the rest of the rest of his life he would die happy. I second that because Retha + Sam Adams = Love 4 out of 5 steins

Rogue Mocha Porter
Dry, aftertaste which overpowered the mocha. "Tastes a bit like Guinness" - Teddy 4 out of 5 steins

Jahva - Imperial Coffee Stout
Extremely strong coffee taste. This is the type of beer that could put hair on your chest...even mine. This is a very heavy beer. "If tasted in large portions you can taste the beef jerky" -Matt (Damn you and that beef jerky) 3 out of 5 steins

Saxo Belgin Blonde Ale
3 of us hated it. Wes' tongue actually tryed to run away from this beer. Teddy however loved it. His rating was so high that we had to give it 3 out of 5 steins.

Ridge Runner Barely Wine Ale
They like it and I'm tired. 4.25 out of 5 steins

Shipyard Summer Ale
"Winey" -Matt Wes said that is was Bright and told me to shut up and write it down when I asked him what the hell that means, so yeah its bright. Oh yeah and it was yummy. 3.5 out of 5 steins

Coors Non-Alcoholic
Why Anyone would drink this is beyond us. It was terrible. Wes said that it tasted like strained pasta water. The rest of us said that it tasted like old blackberry vines. Had a very strong taste of wood. And our night ended with this comment: "I don't know what animals shit in the rocky mountain water..." -Wes