Beers 102-116

This will likely be the shittiest blog entry ever. I took the worst notes ever. I will try to stay true to the post-its and only interject when absolutely necessary.

Interjection 1: "Pump up the Volume" is Christian Slater's best movie, barring "The Wizard".

Sam Adam Light
"Worst Sam Ever" 3

Amstel Light
"You can really smell the tainted water and hooker sweat" 1-

Molson Canadian
Matt, "Not a bad beer" 2

Interjection 2: Christian Slater, "...naked, wearing only a cock ring" Retha, "I'll drink to that!"

Molson Golden
"Sweaty feet and bologna" "Smells like a week old yeast roll" 1.5

Molson Ice
Matt, "My first ice beer" "nothing special" 1

Labatt Blue
"LaBLAH blue!" 1.5

Icehouse
Retha, "Smells like urinal"
Matt, "I thought you said it was good!" .25

Michelob Ultra
Retha, "As good as a fat woman's orgasm!" 1

Interjection 3: the preceding comment was made while watching a fat woman orgasm in Beerfest.

O'doul's
"Smells like corn beef hash, tastes like piss, eats like a whore." 1

Michelob Light
"Spoiled Gingerale"1.5

Interjection 4: It was at this point in the night that Matt sank into the folds of my couch and refused to talk, only waving his hand dismissively when asked questions.

Budweiser A.K.A. Bud Heavy A.K.A. Bud Diesel
- no comment- 1.5

Bud Select
"What?" 1

Coors Original
"the rockies don't taste so great." "Vomit" 2

Miller Genuine Draft
"no comment" (I actually wrote that) 1.5

Bud Ice
- no comment - 1.25