Beer 96-101

yeah, we forgot to log the last beers because we drank them on the night of game 4 of the series. Something about a riot, I can't remember exactly. All I know is our notes were lost. Here's what we do have from the next night that we tasted. One more note for these beers: we didn't rate them. We kinda forgot. oops!

Concord - Rapscallion Premier

This American Blond Ale is sweet, dry and (even though Retha and I think he's crazy) Matt thinks it smells like an IPA. This is very refreshing, so much so that Retha had an alcogasm. Matt also says that women are like beer - full of yeast!

Middle Ages - ImPaled Ale

Obviously this is an IPA. Matt, who isn't crazy after all (but sure is unoriginal) says, "This smells like a pale ale". Also, this is very drinkable. The after taste is a bit short-lived, I wish it would stay longer and cuddle after we were finished.

Brouwerij Van Steenberge N.V - Piraat

At a hefty 10.5%ABV this is a beer that will make you kiss a fat man and rub his bald heads for good luck. This has more head that the underside of a congressman's desk and a strong wheaty taste to boot. I'd let this beauty loot and pillage anytime!

Ridgeway - Seriously Bad Elf

We had this one with pizza. It was really hard to taste with a mouth full of Dijourno, but It was still yummy. I said it tasted like pizza and elf toes, Retha said it tasted like bad Christmas (Come and sit on santa's lap, little girl. Santa promises to be good this time ;)
Piney, not good if you're looking to have a beer that you can dunk your pizza into.

Proceed with caution, particularly when eating with pizza. MSDS sheets available at front desk.

North Coast - Old Rasputin

Shoot it, stab it, poison it, drown it in a river - this beer is strong enough to survive anything. I think I shit a czaress when I woke up in the morning. I could really taste the chocolate! WOOOO! 100 Beers!

Tommyknocker Butthead

Matt - "Pumpkiny behind it all" Smells like a double bock (no shit) . Wes doesn't think it's so sweet, but this is a pretty average craft beer. Retha said nothing and stared at the TV.

That's all for now. Next post: American Macro Part I. The drunkening!!!!!