Brews 13-15

So Tonight we have a special guest star to the blog, his name is Bob, and he wraps that shit tight yo. Any who here we go for tonight.

South Hampton Secret Ale
This brew wasn't so bad, it's a dark ale which as we have said earlier we are not fans of. Over all the 3 of us felt it wasn't too bad. The flavor is pretty strong, Matt and I went with a bloodish flavor. Bob kept getting a bitter taste in the back of his throat. I enjoyed the beer myself. It's definitely one of the better dark ales that I've had. I really liked that it didn't have a strong aftertaste, i mean as far as dark ales go.
In the end we gave it a 3.5 steins out of 5.

Hoegaarden Witbier-biere Blanche
I don't care how cool, funny, sexy, dirty, or STD infested hoes are this is beer sucked. "This smells like utter," is what Bob said while Matt said, "This tastes like beef jerky," and I would have to agree with Matt. If I could imagine the taste of ass, I would say that it tastes like bee jerky and ass. This beer was fucking nasty! "I hope this didn't cost much," was Bob's comment. Yeah sadly it cost about $3. It definitely wasn't worth it, and I would never buy it again. Matt doesn't think it's that bad, while I think he's crazy.
Because of Matt we give it 1.5 steins out of 5.

Radeberger Pilsner
WOOHOO for Pilsner!!!! So, clearly I'm a pilsner fan, and I really enjoyed this brew. It went down nice and smooth, the aftertaste was just right, and I thoroughly enjoy how refreshing the taste is. The guys well, Bob didn't have a problem with it and Matt's taste buds are clearly fucked up because he tastes burnt hair (I'm sure he'll be okay someday, but for now lets all just go with it). I'm just excited for a Pilsner!
This baby gets 3 steins out of 5 (I blame the guys, I would have rated it a little higher)